Lady Amelia Birch

After a summer of very little opportunity of sessioning I’m pleased to say I’m back but…

Why I thought a 6am 80s car disco on my return to Hampshire was a good idea is still beyond me.  The intention was that it would keep me focused on my journey, see what I endured just to get back to you, during my unplanned/emergency 500+ mile road trip.  I will admit by 7am, despite appreciating some long-forgotten classics I’d had my fill of nostalgia.

Fortunately, my return heralded a dear friend stepping into the breach and realigning my chakras with a welcome Reiki.  Bizarrely, from not knowing any Reiki healers my friendship circle is brimming with them.  Not a complaint as, when life commitments allow, we exchange therapies.

So, I’m back and rebalanced – tick

Dungeon reassembled – tick

Outfits dusted off – tick

Wicked imagination in gear and ready to go – tick

So why am I in need of some serious INSPIRATION?

I’m not going to let this blog become a general moan as I’ve had a very productive weekend and am in a positive mindset.  Let’s just leave it at; the quality of lots of contacts I received is well below par…

Thank goodness for the luvlies who, I’ve seen and/or booked in, have evolved beyond neanderthal.  Best make that a bit clearer as I really don’t want to cause offence, the luvlies are definitely homo sapiens and belong to the select but endangered genre referred to as “true gentlemen”.

Prior to my return I was naively looking forward to having fun and flexing my deviant imagination on you as your heart raced and your mind became lost in an unfathomable turmoil while I wove my wicked spell.  I would teasingly mock you while you attempted but fail to tolerate the delicious torments of pleasure and mind f**k imposed on you.  What can I say I adore the mind play aspect of both domination and massage when with a receptive gentleman.  No, it doesn’t work with everyone, it all depends on our unique dynamic.

So, here’s to a week where my VaVaVoom turns back up to max and my energy and allure is appreciated.

Just putting this out there, I don’t sit around waiting for you to contact me, I’m a busy lady and have other work commitments too.  If you mess with my valuable time and/or patience I don’t give second chances.

I’m very much looking forward to some special sessions this week.  The challenge is, can you inspire me more than them?

Ms Birch x