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I’m back and refreshed after my wonderful birthday break exploring Berlin – simply fabulous.

I doubt there is a single street I haven’t actually wondered down in the fabulous city – I took exploring to a whole new level from enjoying a lovely meal in the revolving TV tower to going underground in an original bunker, going to the theatre to watch the incredible show “The ONE Grand Show”, to climbing to steep steps to the garden above the water tower in Prenzlauer Berg with it’s heart breaking history.  If I ever got the opportunity to live in Berlin it would be Prenzlauer Berg the former eastern side of the wall but now gentrified and just beautiful.

I’m pleased to say after all my exploring I can now move again without pain killers so be warned full torment is now resumed.

Sorry to those I had to disappoint cancelling my trip to West Yorkshire but sadly I was unexpectedly left without a vehicle.  Hopefully, I will be able to rearrange in the near future.

Sessions are available this coming week (in Southampton).  When calling you need to be prepared to leave a message clearly stating the date, time and duration of the session you wish to arrange, and I will call you back.  I know the genuine amongst you don’t mind doing this.  It has been necessary to go down this route as I am constantly breaking off from work to find the call was just another fantasist with no intention of arranging a session but merely attention seeking.

Fantasists should remember I’m running a professional business not a charity and DO NOT offer free chat, emailing, texting or even sessions.  Just like you when you go to work you expect to be paid, shocking I know but so do I!

Those of you that are eagerly waiting for my new designed website, that had taken me weeks to redesign and rewrite, there has been a lengthy delay due to the webmaster being too busy to do this.  Any volunteers with expertise in this area to sort this out for me?

I look forward to tormenting you next week.

Ms Birch x

Ms Amelia Birch in fabulous new wet-look dress

So, you think I am so weak that I will be swayed with a bit of bribery? I must admit I did feel a bit of a flutter as I picked up the parcels from the Royal Mail office but do not take that as an indication that I am going soft.

Even though you send me lovely items from my favourite shops, Honour and Hawes & Curtis, a rather gorgeous wet-look dress, and lovely blouses [see picture] let me tell you now, quite clearly, YOU WILL STAY IN CHASTITY!

For goodness sake it’s only been 5 weeks. Granted I had forgotten about your predicament until you began snivelling about your discomfort, but I will be the one to decide when you are allowed release and no amount of begging will change that. You will continue in your distracted state at least until I return from my trips away when I will consider your situation.

You may gaze at the picture of me wearing my new dress and imagine how wonderful it would be to feel the soft satin stroke your nakedness as I glided by you wearing the dark blouse.

Ms Birch x

Hello All

I’m back at last after coming down with a stinking virus.  For the rest of the week I’m only taking a limited number of sessions so book early to avoid disappointment.

See if you can match up to the start of an amazing week.  My days can never be predicted and at times can seem pretty surreal but the highlights so far this week are an amazing crucifixion role play and today a plastic panty spanking session.

You cannot imagine how fabulous it is to have a slave tied to the cross all his weight on his wrists and ankles suspended in air on his cross unable to release himself, trapped until I climb up the ladder to release him.  Rest assured he wasn’t allowed down until he is thoroughly tormented and teased with my amazing collection of sexy shoes.  No matter how much he begs he isn’t released.  I do adore having you beg me for mercy.

Who would have thought that plastic panties could enhance the sound of spanking as you are tied to the bed.  Unable to move you can only attempt to squirm as I spank you hard through your plastic panties as you are heating up and sweating inside them.  First my leather gloved hand warms up your lily white flesh before you get the harshness of my bare hand.  Then you take your punishment with paddles soft and padded then hard wooden with studs followed by a vintage leather tawse.  You take as much as you can before I pull down your panties and gently run my long manicured nails across your back down to your fiery red buttock.  You relax into the pleasure and pain not know which is the is the most intense part of the sensation.

Now if you think you are worthy of my attention I suggest you don’t dilly-dally and call (after reading my website) to arrange to experience your long thought about fantasy.

Ms Birch x

There is a place for fantasy and let’s face it most of what I do is based on fantasy but when YOU are trapped in the realm of fantasy and unable to connect to reality this is sadly a one-way ticket to disappointment.

I see it all the time, emails from the unrealistic complaining about “let downs” by other Mistresses but when you try to drill down why they feel “let down” it usually comes down to their “perfect fantasy” wasn’t fulfilled.  In most cases the reality can never ever match what is in their head.

The imagination is an amazing thing where anything and everything is possible, you can magically float on air, your body can be distorted in a variety of impossible positions without breaking or dislocating, you can tolerate incredible temperatures without burning etc etc .  Imagination enables you to do anything and you don’t have to consider your own physical restrictions, your safety or even what equipment is needed.

The more sensible “fantasists” realise that imagination feeds the impossible and that is why many choose to visit an experienced professional dominatrix as they know their wellbeing is of the utmost importance and their requirements as far as humanly possibly will be catered for with skill and grace and enjoy the pleasures of sensations whether they be tormenting or enjoyable in a subspace leaving the issues of “reality” in the hands of your dominatrix.

The less experienced “fantasist” will simply continue to chase the impossible blaming those around them for their own lack of ability to tune into a happy place between the unachievable fantasy and the restrictions of reality.  These are the people that have no respect for the time of others and will happily attempt to waste my time.

So, to help those that are deluded in their thinking that an initial contact of a wank email (or indeed phone call) will impress I have summarised below what to include and what to avoid:

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A polite salutation addressing me correctly

A succinct and polite request for the date, time and duration you wish to session.  Obviously the broader the range of time you have available the more likely you are to find a gap in my busy diary.

A brief note of your experience.  I do not want to know details of every encounter you have had since the age of 18, what your past dommes enjoyed, what your wife likes or doesn’t like!  I will have given up reading your email before I get to the second sentence.  A mere “This is my first visit to a professional dominatrix” or “I have many years’ experience in xx” will do.

A note of your likes, ie specific areas such as CP or electroplay and to what level.  Stating “BDSM” tells me nothing other than you have no idea about anything.

A note of your hard limits.

You also need to include your mobile phone number, so it can be noted on my phone for when you are requested to call.

Remember to always be polite and courteous any derogatory language will simply result in you being blocked.

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If you feel you can’t get across what you are looking for in this format I would recommend you stay safely cosseted in your own imagination rather than waste the time of real people.

Ms Birch x

Sissy wearing nylons

Always one to think of recycling and doing my bit for the environment I’ve have the perfect use for my used nylons.  They make perfect restraints in a little bit of nylon bondage.  You know who much I just adore having you bound and vulnerable at my feet!

Gorgeously modeled by Slave Boy who ever so eagerly, for the first time ever, slipped into pretty knickers, suspender belt with beautiful fully fashioned stockings (FFS) and heels.  Nothing like baptism by fire, why stop at wearing nylons lets go the whole hog.

Ahh doesn’t she look cute?

My box of used nylons is filling up and my draw of new FFS is emptying [hint].  Maybe you will be the next one to test the suitability of nylons as restraints – be assured you won’t escape them.

Ms Birch x

Changes are afoot!

Dull, dull, dull I need a change.

Over the next month I’m going to be setting a mission for my webmaster to redesign my website.  I simply need something that is more fitting to what I’m about now.

Just to clarify what to expect

If you are looking to session with a screaming banshee you best move on that’s not my style.  However, if you think you can cope with subtle manipulation tormenting and encouraging you to surpass your own expectations then you should contact me to arrange a session.

I’m happy to torment professional gentlemen and couples from beginners to experienced subs.  Everyone needs a release from time to time with the daily pressures of the business environment taking its toll where you just yearn for the pleasure acquired from relinquishing power and accepting your torment.

I operate in a safe and discreet location, a select residential area with parking.  You will be toyed with in a domestic environment but with the advantage of having my well-equipped Chambers available for our use.

What more could you wish for?

I’m a very busy lady and have other business interests so when you telephone me be prepared to leave a clear and concise message stating the date and time would like a session along with the duration and an “safe” time slot to call you back, obviously the longer and more realistic the time slot the more likely you are to get a call back.  Those of you that call and call and call will simply be ignored as will calls at anti-social times.

Ms Birch x

Maid in Training

I’ve never been a lover of 30 minute sessions but how things have changed.

My view was that they are rushed and that there is no time to connect and build on experiences within the session.

I’ve now had a total turn around and am appreciating the 30 minute packed session.

Why packed?

Packed because they are fast moving and adrenaline packed.  A very different dynamic to the longer sessions which give the perfect opportunity to experiences lots of different areas and build trust while stretching those boundaries which you know I simply adore doing.

The 30 minute packed sessions are perfect to experience one element such as forced foot worship or perhaps cock and ball torture (CBT) is your thing or perhaps a packed 30 minutes of corporal punishment (CP).

So the upshot is that I am now offering a wider range of 30 minute sessions.

Simply ring to arrange to see what you can take.

Ms Birch x

Visit Ms Birch in the Tea Room

You are invited to join me for an open and relaxed chat while enjoying a cup of tea in my Tea Room.

The Tea Room is perfect for those of you that are new to the scene and maybe too nervous to dip your toe into the pool of kink and fetish or maybe you are not sure in what direction to go or perhaps inquisitive as to what is available in a professional domination session.

In the Tea Room you are able to ask those burning questions, discuss where your interests lie and what you are looking to achieve and how a session may help you in an open and non-judgemental environment. You will soon relax in the comfortable lounge and may even like to have a peek at my Chambers before deciding if you are ready to take the plunge into a “real” session.  If you wish to arrange a session designed to meet your needs we can match diaries to arrange or you may simply go away and ponder on our chat and ring my booking line when you are ready.

For the more experienced kinkster The Tea Room is also an ideal venue for you to discuss a more complicated scenario or new areas you wish to explore.  Sometimes you may just want to discuss how you feel that’s ok too.

If a chat with me in The Tea Room appeals to you simply call the booking line stating you would like to visit the Tea Room.  Ensure you know what date and time you want to visit before calling, just in case you are a chancer please note pretending you want a booking does not give you a free Tea Room chat over the phone.

On occasion it may be possible for a maid to be available to serve our beverage however, during our chat you will be assured total privacy.  You will need to be flexible on times if you wish my maid to be present to arrange around life commitments.

Please note my usual fees apply to attend the Tea Room and I will be dressed in a professional and comfortable style.

I look forward to chatting with you soon.

Ms Birch x

Butt Candle Holder

We’ve all been there haven’t we?

Lovely quiet evening and all that is missing is a few candles with those delicate flames flickering in the draft.  So what do you do when you just can’t find those candle holders.

Never one to be beaten by such a little detail all you need to solve this problem is a willing slave, lots of coloured candles, pouring wax and voila a bespoke candle holder.  See above for one I made earlier.

Candle holders need only apply using my booking line number.  I wonder what artistic wax pictures I will select for you?

Ms Birch x

Ms Birch is a wonderful Domme. I feel so lucky to have met a lady who can make me quiver with just a look. She keeps me in that delicate subspace between pleasure and pain, toying with my senses and making me feel truly vulnerable and submissive. Of course she has a wonderful array of toys, instruments of torment and fun and a whole lot more, but ultimately it is that connection that I find so intoxicating.

Your devoted girl xxx